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Happy International Women's Day!
As that one shovel-faced, man-hating, women's-libber on your Facebook newsfeed has probably pointed out, today is International Women's Day! Unlike real holidays (like Columbus Day), International Women's Day was designed (probably by a lesbian) to recognize the "female struggle for equality". Sadly, there is no special day recognizing the female struggle to read road maps, dispose of mice without screaming, pee standing up, or to do push-ups without using their knees.
However, we here at Awful Dating Profiles would like to express our admiration for today's female. Since women play an important part of our blog's success (why is why your cupcake blog only earns 70% of the ad revenue that ours earns), we're showcasing some of the finest examples of the "liberated women" we've featured over the years. Just look at how far Today's Woman has come from those unfortunate ladies of yesteryear!
Exhibit A: The Housewife of Yesterday Vs. The Housewife of Today
http://awfuldatingprofiles.blogspot.com/2014/10/americas-next-top-model.html |
Exhibit B: The African-American Female of Yesterday Vs. The African-American Female of Today
http://awfuldatingprofiles.blogspot.com/2014/08/catch-of-day.html |
Exhibit C: The Female Photographer of Yesterday Vs. The Female Photographer of Today
http://awfuldatingprofiles.blogspot.com/2013/08/trashy-skank-of-day.html |
Exhibit D: The Teenage Female of Yesterday Vs. The Teenage Female of Today
http://awfuldatingprofiles.blogspot.com/2013/02/west-virginia-trash-of-day.html |
Exhibit E: The Homemaker of Yesterday Vs. The Homemaker of Today
http://awfuldatingprofiles.blogspot.com/2013/01/some-people-have-no-shame.html |
Exhibit F: Motherhood Yesterday Vs. Motherhood Today
http://awfuldatingprofiles.blogspot.com/2012/12/mother-of-year-of-day_16.html |
Exhibit G: The Party Girl of Yesterday Vs. The Party Girl of Today
http://awfuldatingprofiles.blogspot.com/2013/09/idiot-of-day.html |
Exhibit H: The Southern Belle of Yesterday Vs. The Southern Belle of Today
http://awfuldatingprofiles.blogspot.com/2013/06/girls-with-titty-tats.html |
Thank heavens for International Women's Day. It gives all of us a chance to reflect on modern womanhood and to recognize all of the advances women have made in fields like duckfaced selfies, posting pictures of food they'd like to make on Instagram, and sending topless pictures on Snapchat. After seeing what womanhood used to look like in bygone eras, who would ever want to go back to those awful days before women were "liberated"? We sure don't.
So, to women everywhere.... You've come a long way, baby!
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