Trash of the Day

If online dating has taught me anything over the years, it's that any woman whose username features the word "sexy" usually ha...

Useless Human of the Day

When we stumbled across Shona's profile, we were nearly convinced that some prankster had snuck into a hospital and snapped a photo of a...

Trash of the Day

Our catch of the day is a 25-year-old unemployed self-described country girl from Tennessee. Personally, we think it's funny how country...

Baby Factory of the Day

Our catch of the day is Amanda, a 23-year-old mommy of four from Indiana. Either this walking cum dumpster is more fertile than an Amishman...

Mother of the Year of the Day

Meet Paradise, a 24-year-old from Chicago whose profile is about as impressive as a symphony composed by Helen Keller. Her headline reads ...

Not the brightest crayon in the box...

Lacey is a 23-year-old unemployed single mommy from Ohio. As you can imagine, she's blessed with the vocabulary of a chipmunk. She descr...

Old Fashioned Trash of the Day

Our catch of the day is Candice, a 25-year-old tub of slut butter from Pennsylvania who writes: "Dont even bother asking for nudes or s...

Stripper of the Day

Today's catch is Kayla, a 25-year-old (allegedly) single mommy from Tennessee who lists her occupation as " i work at a gentelmens ...

I love me a chocolate man?

Meet Nichole, an unemployed single mommy from Tennessee whose headline proclaims: I LOVE ME A CHOCOLATE MAN WIT DREADES AND TATOO. Obvious...

Catch of the Day

Today's catch is a 20-year-old single mommy from Ohio named Cierra. You can tell she's a classy lady because, well, her name is Cier...

Putting your best foot forward

Today's catch is Tanya, a 27-year-old fast food employee from Arkansas. While it's always good to be honest while creating your onli...

Unfortunate Celebrity Lookalike of the Day

Today's catch is Teresa, an unemployed 37-year-old single mommy from Pennsylvania. With a cranium as large as Teresa's you'd be ...

Catch of the Day

Meet Jenny, an unemployed, divorced mother of three from Ohio whose very existence is about as pointless as the Pause/Break key on your keyb...

Oh, what a tangled web...

We know very little about Evey, a 28-year-old from Ohio, but one thing that her dating profile makes perfectly clear is that this gal has mo...

Worthless Human of the Day

Most of us like to think we're highly valued members of society. Today's catch, however, proves that some people are about as useful...

Loser of the Day

One guaranteed way to earn a not-so-highly coveted position on our blog is to be the type of person who contributes absolutely nothing to so...

Pregnant Hawaiian of the Day

What caught our eye about Brittany's dating profile was her headline, which reads: I'm pregnant and I am Hawaiian. Much like NPR...

Ridiculously Bad Duckface of the Day

Rochelle is a 27-year old single mommy from Oregon who probably didn't graduate high school. We're not sure, of course, let's ju...

White Trash of the Day

Our featured fucktard of the day is Angelina, a 31-year-old unemployed single mommy from Pennsylvania who is obviously a mental giant of the...

Baby Factory of the Day

They say that stupid people reproduce at a much faster rate than intelligent people, and Kayla here is living proof. She's an unemployed...