Ladies, your Prince Charming has arrived!

Today's featured failure is a 30-year-old from Missouri who lists his occupation as a "hustler". In other words, he's brok...

Too smart for his own good

Today's featured idiot is Shawn, a 24-year-old future Nobel Laureate from Utah who lists his occupation as "not a damn thing at the...

Male Duckface

The only thing more laughably and pathetically ridiculous than a woman taking a duckfaced selfie is a man taking a duckfaced selfie. Today...

Sucka Free Since 1986, Bitches!

Today's catch is James, a fine 29-year-old upstanding young wigger from Spokane who lists his hobbies as drinking , fucking , and dirtb...

His convo good!

Don't you just get a kick out of lame-brained idiots who brag about their conversational skills when it's obvious that they possess ...

Douchebag of the Day

User: BabyfaceItalian Site: Plentyoffish Location: Hazleton, PA Headline: "Looking for a good guy?" Wow, who knew Costco paid so m...

Shady Character of the Day

Meet Mr. Igotgud, a 26 year old from Arkansas whose profile states that he's living with a woman.  We're not sure how the female min...

Douchebag of the Day

Sometimes a woman has to read a few sentences of a man's dating profile in order to tell he's a douchebag.  This guy must be very co...

Future Liver Transplant Patient of the Day

Adam may not have much going for him, but at least he's honest.  He begins his profile: " I delivered beer until 2009 when i got a ...

Psycho of the Day

Meet metalfabricator , a 23 year-old self-described entrepreneur from Missouri whose online dating profile is harder to understand than a le...

Sum Peeple No Spell So Gud

Holding up one finger for each year of high school completed. If you're a frequent visitor to Awful Dating Profiles (and judging by our ...

WTF?

Donnie has six pictures on his dating profile; three of which are pictures of his grill.  And we don't mean "grille" as in sla...

Dear God, Please Don't Let This Guy Reproduce

Today we introduce you to hickerbilly69 , a 30-year-old male from Missouri whose thoughtful online moniker suggests that he is a refined gen...

Scary Redneck of the Day

He describes himself as a loner, and lists his interests as guns, knives, tomahawks, anime, and video games.  Something tells us that we jus...

Juggalo Jubilee

Today, Awful Dating Profiles is pleased to present you with America's most eligible juggalos.  For the uninitiated, a juggalo is a dieha...

He is the Most Interesting Man in the World

Meet Shane.  He can be shy, but he's getting over it.  His only discernible hobbies are drinking and playing video games.  He is the mos...

This is Why the Confederacy Lost the War

Meet James, a 30-year-old from Arkansas who lists his job as "work on car".  We assume that he's some sort of mechanic, but I ...

Douchebag of the Day

Meet WhiteBigD, a 22-year-old from Colorado who believes that the quickest way to a woman's heart may be through her stomach, but the qu...

Gangstas Need Love Too

Dropped something on your shirt there, didja? Meet Swagg-Nasa, a 29-year-old ex-convict from Virginia who lists his career as " Life ...

Redneck Romeo of the Day

Meet Austin, a 29-year-old air-conditioning worker from Tennessee.  He enjoys fishing, grilling, and drinking beer.  He's one in a milli...